A Boss: Someone who’s early when you’re late and late when you’re early.

— Unknown

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.

— Unknown

Remember that half the people you know are below average.

— Unknown

If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.

— Dan Quayle

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

— W. C. Fields

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

— Thomas Alva Edison

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

— Fletcher Knebel

There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and

— Unknown