A Boss: Someone who’s early when you’re late and late when you’re early.
Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.
Remember that half the people you know are below average.
If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and